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Dear @KarenGillan2 do you like jelly?0
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Dear @KarenGillan2 if you like jelly what colour jelly do you like best?0
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Dear @KarenGillan2 TRIFLE SPONGES?0
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Dear @karengillan2 let me know about the jelly I am going shopping later.0
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Dear @KarenGillan2 you still haven’t replied about the jelly. PLEASE TELL ME WHAT YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR IS. This is critical.0
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Dear @karengillan2 I am going to Paris if you let me know what colour jelly you like maybe I can find some French jelly.0
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Dear @KarenGillan2 I am running out of time please let me know what colour of jelly is your favourite IT IS REALLY IMPORTANT.0
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Dear @KarenGillan2 I couldn’t wait I have bought orange jelly yellow jelly green jelly red jelly pink jelly WHICH DO YOU LIKE BEST?0
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Dear @KarenGillan2 THEY DID NOT HAVE PURPLE JELLY.0
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Dear @KarenGillan2 in light of recent developments in the Leveson Inquiry, WHAT IS YOUR FAVOURITE COLOUR JELLY?0
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Dear @karengillan2 I put all the jelly in the bin. Never mind.0
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I’ve got a bit behind with these since I got back to work. I’ve been very busy looking at spreadsheets and imagining how much fun it must be to be dead.
Anyway, more dreary suburbia. I’m sure the people here are nice. They have hopes and dreams. Sometimes they know joy. All of the hot food in the hot food cabinet in Sainsbury’s had been purchased by midday.
I made do with a cold sausage roll, which I ate hastily on my journey through Winchmore Hill, apparently “the suburb that thinks its a village”. If you live in a boring suburb that thinks it is anything other than a boring suburb I encourage you to lock your doors then burn your home to the ground.
Grovelands Park has signs up that cannot emphasise enough how little they will do to accomodate you. They will not grit. You are not worth grit. Slip and fall. See if they care.
I now learn that the big house at one end of the park a) contains an octagonal dining room designed to make you feel like you are inside a bird cage and b) is The Priory what you have to go to if you are on the telly and put too much drugs up your bumhole.
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I reckon this might be a bit unsettling if you’re a recovering smack addict. But as far as I know I’m not.
On the other side of the park is Southgate, birthplace of your hero, Simon Mayo. It goes on.
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